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May 14 2010

char
11:20

Chicago has got some bridges


Chicago has got some bridges
Chicago has got some bridges.
A little bit of trivia about a couple of these bridges. The top bridge at Franklin Street was an important part of the 2005 film “Batman Begins” because it’s the bridge that connects Gotham City with the Narrows. The 2nd bridge from the top (Wells Street) is the double decker extreme bridge. It carries three lanes of southbound traffic along with two sidewalks. The upper deck slams across two sets of CTA trains every day with the brown and purple. The bottom bridge (Dearborn Street) is the only bridge featured here that was not built between 1919 to 1929. It was constructed in 1962, and its straight-line modern style certainly proclaims that.

May 03 2010

char
11:30
char
09:20

April 30 2010

10:53
Fuzhou
Reposted fromdoodle doodle

April 29 2010

char
08:07

Das unknackbare Paßwort

(von Crass Spektakel, 28. April 2010 16:28)
Kürzlich hatten wir einen Kunden mit einem IBM-Server der sein BIOS-Paßwort vergessen hatte und den Server nicht mehr neustarten konnte da dieser erstmal im BIOS die Menge des Arbeitsspeichers bestätigen wollte...

Naja, kann ja nicht so schlimm sein... oder doch: Denn dieser IBM-Server hatte das Paßwort in einem extra Baustein auf dem Mainboard gespeichert, hart verschlüsselt, durch nichts lösch- oder auslesbar. Vorschlag des IBM-Kundendienstes: "Kaufen sie ein neues Board".

Naja, letztlich haben wirs dann doch geschafft mittels eines Brute-Force-Angriffs über einen USB-Client-Emulator. Und als wir dann das ermittelte Paßwort sahen sind wir aus allen Wolken gefallen:

Das normale Paßwort hatte das Schema Geheim!1"2§3 aber das ermittelte Paßwort lautete Geheim123, denn der XZ@wt!f0815 IBM-Server übersah schweigend beim Setzen des Paßwortes die Sonderzeichen, fragte anschliessend natürlich das sonderzeichenlose Paßwort ab.

IBM bestätigte das als bisher unbekannten Fehler. Na, da weis man doch warum man Premium zahlt.
Reposted byLucky7bigbear3001cygenb0ckit-failcoloredgrayscalemondkroeteZaphodBkrannixdocsteeldeepthoughtyouamhappymeallossoslitschiiiitowotechnikerdatenwolfkadreidocsteelG33KatWorksofastpenpenwalerysudomcSpinNE555

April 21 2010

char
14:26

March 28 2010

char
10:42

Die folgende Liste stammt von einer Mutter aus Austin, Texas, die anonym bleiben möchte.
Hoffentlich hat die Mutter eine gute Kinderversicherung
WAS ICH VON MEINEN KINDERN GELERNT HABE (GANZ EHRLICH!)
1. Ein großes Wasserbett enthält ausreichend Wasser, um ein Haus von 180 Quadratmetern 10 cm hoch unter Wasser zu setzen.
2. Wenn man Haarspray auf Staubbällchen sprüht und mit Inline-Skatern darüber fährt, können sich die Staubbällchen entzünden.
3. Die Stimme eines Dreijährigen ist lauter als 200 Erwachsene in einem vollen Restaurant.
4. Wenn man eine Hundeleine an einem Deckenventilator befestigt, ist der Motor nicht stark genug, um einen 20 Kilogramm schweren Jungen, der Batman-Unterwäsche und ein Superman-Cape trägt, rundherum zu befördern. Die Motorkraft reicht dagegen aus, wenn ein Farbeimer am Ventilator hängt, die Farbe auf allen vier Wänden eines 6 x 6 Meter großen Zimmers zu verteilen.
5. Man sollte keine Baseball-Bälle hochwerfen, wenn der Deckenventilator (Achtung: kein Kinderkarusell) eingeschaltet ist. Soll der Deckenventilator als Schläger verwendet werden, muß man den Ball einige Male hochwerfen, bevor er getroffen wird. Ein Deckenventilator kann einen Baseball-Ball sehr weit schlagen.
6. Fensterscheiben (selbst Doppelverglasung) halten einen von einem Deckenventilator geschlagenen Baseball-Ball nicht auf.
7. Wenn Sie die Klospülung hören, gefolgt von “Oh weia”, ist es schon zu spät.
8. Eine Mixtur aus Bremsflüssigkeit und Domestos erzeugt Rauch, viel Rauch.
9. Ein Sechsjähriger kann mit einem Feuerstein eine Flamme erzeugen, auch wenn ein 36jähriger Mann sagt, daß das nur im Film möglich ist. Und mit einer Lupe kann man selbst an verhangenen Tagen Feuer machen.
10. Einige Legosteine können das Verdauungssystem eines Vierjährigen passieren.
11. Knetmasse und die Mikrowelle sollten niemals im gleichen Satz erwähnt werden.
12. Kraftkleber hält ewig.
13. Egal, wie viel Götterspeise man in den Swimming Pool tut, es ist nicht möglich, über das Wasser zu gehen.
14. Poolfilter mögen keine Götterspeise.
15. Videorecorder spucken keine Sandwiches aus, auch wenn das in manchen Werbespots im Fernsehen gezeigt wird.
16. Müllbeutel sind keine guten Fallschirme.
17. Murmeln im Tank machen beim Fahren eine Menge Lärm.
18. Schauen Sie immer in den Ofen, bevor Sie ihn anstellen.
19. Kinderspielzeug aus Plastik vertragen den Ofen nicht. Sie möchten lieber nicht wissen, was das für ein Gestank ist.
20. Die Feuerwehr in Austin, Texas, ist innerhalb von 5 Minuten da.
21. Regenwürmern wird vom Schleudergang der Waschmaschine nicht schwindelig.
22. Katzen dagegen wird sehr wohl schwindelig.
23. Wenn Katzen schwindelig ist, erbrechen sie das Doppelte ihres Körpergewichts.
Reposted fromsgu sgu

March 04 2010

10:48
Every experience is a paradox in that it means to be absolute, and yet is relative; in that it somehow always goes beyond itself and yet never escapes itself.
T.S. Eliot (via ceruleansearch)
Reposted frommirrorsandmirages mirrorsandmirages
char
09:05

February 17 2010

char
11:07

2010 CWE (Common Weakness Enumeration) / SANS: Top 25 Most Dangerous Programming Errors

table.char { border-collapse: collapse; } table.char td, table.char th { border: 1px solid #000; vertical-align: top; font: 10px Tahoma; background: #FFF; color: #000; } table.char th { font-weight: bold; } RankScoreIDName[1]346CWE-79Failure to Preserve Web Page Structure ('Cross-site Scripting')[2]330CWE-89Improper Sanitization of Special Elements used in an SQL Command ('SQL Injection')[3]273CWE-120Buffer Copy without Checking Size of Input ('Classic Buffer Overflow')[4]261CWE-352Cross-Site Request Forgery (CSRF)[5]219CWE-285Improper Access Control (Authorization)[6]202CWE-807Reliance on Untrusted Inputs in a Security Decision[7]197CWE-22Improper Limitation of a Pathname to a Restricted Directory ('Path Traversal')[8]194CWE-434Unrestricted Upload of File with Dangerous Type[9]188CWE-78Improper Sanitization of Special Elements used in an OS Command ('OS Command Injection')[10]188CWE-311Missing Encryption of Sensitive Data[11]176CWE-798Use of Hard-coded Credentials[12]158CWE-805Buffer Access with Incorrect Length Value[13]157CWE-98Improper Control of Filename for Include/Require Statement in PHP Program ('PHP File Inclusion')[14]156CWE-129Improper Validation of Array Index[15]155CWE-754Improper Check for Unusual or Exceptional Conditions[16]154CWE-209Information Exposure Through an Error Message[17]154CWE-190Integer Overflow or Wraparound[18]153CWE-131Incorrect Calculation of Buffer Size[19]147CWE-306Missing Authentication for Critical Function[20]146CWE-494Download of Code Without Integrity Check[21]145CWE-732Incorrect Permission Assignment for Critical Resource[22]145CWE-770Allocation of Resources Without Limits or Throttling[23]142CWE-601URL Redirection to Untrusted Site ('Open Redirect')[24]141CWE-327Use of a Broken or Risky Cryptographic Algorithm[25]138CWE-362Race Condition

Allein unter diesen 25 gibt mit Sicherheit welche, deren Auswirkungen den meisten sicherlich gar nicht bewusst sind. Und versteht man erstmal alle 25 gilt es sicherzustellen, dass man diese auch zufriedenstellend verhindert. Der Schwachstellensucher kann exakt so denken, wie es die meisten Programmierer nicht können. Programmierer wollen immer den Gutfall und widmen sich allem anderen erst später. "Einbrecher" suchen sich ebenfalls den schwächsten Weg - und haben im erfolglosen Fall noch unzählige Alternativen...

Ob industrielle Software eher betroffen ist als Open-Source sollte man nicht beachten - in der Firma gibt es immer Deadlines, unter der jede Qualität natürlich leidet. Und in der Open-Source ist meist die Freizeit die Grenze von allem. In beiden Fällen gibt es überwiegend Leute, die sehr detailscheu sind und demzufolge wenig Fail-Safe-Strukturen bauen - womit sich Sicherheitslöcher am effektivsten stopfen (und v.a. auch noch gut erkennen) lassen.

February 01 2010

char
09:54

Panopticlick - How Unique and Trackable Is Your Browser?

EFF panopticlick Is your browser configuration rare or unique? If so, web sites may be able to track you, even if you limit or disable cookies.

Panopticlick tests your browser to see how unique it is based on the information it will share with sites it visits. Click below and you will be given a uniqueness score, letting you see how easily identifiable you might be as you surf the web.

A research project of the Electronic Frontier Foundation. You can read more about the methodology here, and about some defenses against fingerprinting here.

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January 26 2010

char
16:01
0969 26a2
Reposted fromAnnewurst Annewurst
char
09:52

(stackoverflow) What is your best programmer joke?

Q: Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25!


A man flying in a hot air balloon suddenly realizes he’s lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts to get directions, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
- The man below says: "Yes. You're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
- "You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.
- "I do" replies the man. "How did you know?"
- "Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but It's of no use to anyone."
- The man below replies, "You must work in management."
- "I do," replies the balloonist, "But how'd you know?"
- "Well", says the man, "you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, you expect me to be able to help. You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault."


“Knock, knock.”
- “Who’s there?”
- (very long pause…)
- “Java.”


A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"


A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the four sit there without saying a word. The grandmother is thinking to herself, “It was very brash for that young man to kiss my granddaughter, but I’m glad she slapped him.”
The Project manager is sitting there thinking, “I didn’t know the young tech was brave enough to kiss the girl, but I sure wish she hadn’t missed him when she slapped me!”
The young woman was sitting and thinking, “I’m glad the guy kissed me, but I wish my grandmother had not slapped him!”
The young programmer sat there with a satisfied smile on his face. He thought to himself, “Life is good. How often does a guy have the chance to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his Project manager all at the same time!”


Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.


A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
- The physicist said "We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed".
- The engineer said "I think I've got a few spanners in the back. I'll take a look and see if I can work out what's wrong".
- The programmer said "Why don't we get going again and see if it's reproducible?"


A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, “Where’d you get that?”
- The student on the bike replies, “While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, ‘You can have anything you want’.”
- The first student responds, “Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you.”


Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.


A Cobol programmer made so much money doing Y2K remediation that he was able to have himself cryogenically frozen when he died. One day in the future, he was unexpectedly resurrected.
When he asked why he was unfrozen, he was told: "It's the year 9999 - and you know Cobol".


XKCD 221


["hip","hip"]
(hip hip array!)


Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Versace tie, gets out and asks the Shepherd:
- “If I can tell you how many sheep you have, will you give me one of them?”
- The shepherd looks at the young man, and then looks at the large flock of grazing sheep and replies: “Okay.”
- The young man parks the car, connects his laptop to the mobile-fax, enters a NASA Webster, scans the ground using his GPS, opens a database and 60 Excel tables filled with logarithms and pivot tables, then prints out a 150 page report on his high-tech mini-printer. He turns to the shepherd and says: “You have exactly 1,586 sheep here.”
- The shepherd cheers: “That’s correct, you can have your sheep.”
- The young man makes his pick and puts it in the back of his Porsche. The shepherd looks at him and asks: “If I guess your profession, will you return my animal to me?”
- The young man answers: “Yes, why not?”
- Shepherd: "You are an IT consultant."
- Man: “How did you know?”
- Shepherd: “Very simple. First, you came here without being called. Second, you charged me a fee to tell me something I already knew, and third, you don’t understand anything about my business…Now can I have my DOG back?"


Java programming is like teenage sex:
- Everyone talks about it all of the time (but they don't really know what they're talking about);
- Everyone claims to be doing it;
- Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it;
- Those few who are actually doing it:
--- Are not practicing it safely;
--- Are doing it poorly, and
--- Are sure it will be better next time.

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January 21 2010

char
10:42

(Flickr) Steve Courson > Sammlungen > Birds > Birds

Wundervolle, faszinierende, atemberaubende und detaillierte Vogelbilder - v.a. die Flugstudien sind äußerst interessant und sehenswert!

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January 15 2010

char
09:01
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Quote vom adac.

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January 12 2010

char
14:02

inspire me now (Szymon Błaszczyk's inspiration log)

Henderson Bridge in Singapore

kitsch strikes back: Millenium Falcon Bed by Kayla Kromer

Bakery Calendar ;)

Phantom Bike by Olli Erkkila

Buddha Shaped Pears

SARAH ILLENBERGER

“mega storage capacity”

clever Yellowpages adv

Limousine by Wouter Mijland. (via preik)

designed by Nathalia Ponomareva

Rubik’s Cube-sandwich

Spiral wine cellars

Ink Calendar by Oscar Diaz

Sears Tower’s 1353-foot high glass balconies

David Sykes’ Light Breakfast

KFC is plain crazy :) (via Arturo de Albornoz)

Pratesi Guitar Backpack

hell street - crazy street art by Edgar Mueller in the German town of Geldern

char
08:21

Tribute to iD Software 1993 ("Doom") (Mr Talion)

StreetArt by Mr Talion, Epoxy, Baveux and Kone
(★★★★)

11 Fotos | 56.682-mal angesehen
Elemente stammen aus dem Zeitraum zwischen 16. Apr 2009 & 07. Dez 2009.
Tatorte in der Michaelkirch-, Stralauer und Yorckstraße in Berlin.

 

char
08:11
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char
07:22

Polizei! Polizei! Ich bekomme immer mal wieder Mails mit dem Hinweis, dass meine Cartoons unerlaubt auf anderen Seiten auftauchen. Ich bin davon mittlerweile nicht mehr schockiert. Ich sehe mir die vermeintliche Gaunerei an und leite bei den dreisteren Fällen das ganze an meinen Verlag weiter, damit sich der feine Herr Cartoonist nicht selbst prügeln muss.

copyright

Ich plane aber eine Option, die es in Zukunft möglich macht, dass Ihr meine Cartoons auch auf Eure eigenen Internetseite veröffentlichen könnt. Ganz legal und so, dass ich auch damit zufrieden bin. Bis es mit der Technik soweit ist, lasst die Cartoons bitte auf NICHTLUSTIG und verlinkt nur hierher. Alles andere ist ein Copyright-Verstoss.

Dass ich das nochmal so direkt kundtun muss, hat mir der letzte Copyright-Verstoss 2009 gezeigt. Da hat jemand einfach einen Weihnachtscartoon von mir genommen und auf seine Seite gestellt.
Pfui.
In eine Gallerie, die so gar kein schönes Umfeld für einen Cartoon ist.
Pfui. Pfui.

Wer hat also den letzten Copyright-Verstoss im Jahr 2009 begangen?

Die Polizei Mannheim.

polizei

In deren Online-Pressemappe gab es zu Weihnachten einen Cartoon von NICHTLUSTIG. Dass ich nicht gefragt wurde, kann ich mir nur dadurch erklären, dass dort sonst Bilder von unidentifizierten Leichen, flüchtigen Bankräubern und Vermissten veröffentlicht werden und man die natürlich schwer um ihre Erlaubnis fragen kann. Da wird "nicht fragen" wahrscheinlich irgendwann zur Gewohnheit.

Aber weisst Du was, liebe Polizei Mannheim... Ich schenk Dir den Cartoon.
Schliesslich war ja Weihnachten und Du hast das ganze Jahr so brav Bankräuber gejagt.

Aber nächstes Jahr bitte fragen.
Versprochen, ja?
Und alle anderen gedulden sich noch ein bisschen.

Lieben Gruss.

NICHTLUSTIG
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January 11 2010

char
20:42
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